"Nigerian Women Cease to Amaze me when they Like my Page." – Kemi Olunloyo

Kemi Olunloyo decided to be verbally abusive to Nigerian women this time around. Read what she wrote below:

Nigerian
#women cease to amaze me when they LIKE my page and their sagging fake #boobs
cannot be posted on #Facebook and yet they come here calling me names. I Kill
them with success and bury them with a smile. You husbands are e-mailing me all
day trying to get into my bedroom. Door’s open, only thing in there will be my
bed and my TALKING VIBRATOR! Go play with your USED TOYS! Oh
Yeah!!


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Fake Youth Corpers Orientation Camp discovered in Nassarawa State, Nigeria.

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Fake NYSC Orientation Camp harboring 62 fake Youth Corpers has been discovered in Nassarawa State by members of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defense Corps.
The bogus Corpers said they paid some people who secured the NYSC uniform and other accessories for them. They participated in the three weeks orientation programme before being sent to the market.
Parading the suspects, 44 females and 18 males, Mr Andekin Amos Musa,  the state commandant, said the arrest was made possible through the routine surveillance of members of the state command, adding that four drivers, who transported them to the village and one of the photographers assigned for the illegal job, were also apprehended.
While investigation is still going on, it was discovered that the fake Corpers are not even graduates of any higher institution in Nigeria.

"Makankosappo" Photo: The latest Extracurricular Craze among Japanese Schoolgirls

Girl-group classroom energy attack (© @mkpiiii9 via Twitter)

It seems that Japanese schoolgirls have just started another version of Harlem Shake.  The new Internet photo trend called “Makankosappo” or “Kamehameha,” is growing in popularity across the Internet. Based on a special attack used by characters in the popular “Dragon Ball” anime series, young people especially women are flooding the Internet with staged pictures of unseen energy attacks that appear to fling common mortals violently in the air. A uniformed school girl, appears to release superhuman energy from her hands, sending her surrounding mates flying in the air.
You can be a cowboy, a princess or a superhuman fantasy guy whose energy attacks send enemies flying through the air. 
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Three-girl, classroom energy attack (© @mkpiiii9 via Twitter)
Dodgeball-Z Hadouken (SassySasha via Reddit)
UCLA Hadouken (Rokusdragon via Reddit)

ISL Hadouken (iKahn6294 via Reddit)
Indoor group energy attack (© @pixiv via Twitter)

Nine-girl energy attack outdoors (© @72Ldh via Twitter)
Five-girl, street energy attack, bags in foreground (© @mrmr0630 via Twitter)

Five-girl, street energy attack (© @ari_1122 via Twitter)
Outdoor group energy attack (© @hagechan0720 via Twitter)
Three-girl, hallway energy attack (© @recchannn via Twitter)

Three-kid, white ball energy attack (© @apuchon via Twitter)
Two-girl, playground energy attack (© @haarnppp via Twitter)

Hadouken Rammy (© @suffolk_u via Twitter)

Five-boy energy attack at night II (© @pettytomato via Twitter)

Three-girl, white mask energy attack (© @aatatatatan via Twitter)

Two-girl, sidewalk energy attack (© @maimai_s0405 via Twitter)

Hadoukening (youthunited via Reddit)

"Nigeria is Still a Sleeping Giant Standing on Spaghetti Legs" – Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon.

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The
Nigerian parliamentarian who uses bombastic words, resumes his grammar session.
He’s been taking it easy since he became the ‘Chief of Staff’ to governor Adam Oshimole
of Edo State, but broke his silence recently. 
 Reacting to
moves by President Jonathan to remain in office after 2015, Obahiagbon aka igodo migodo said:
“I thought, during the
last presidential election and still do think, that the Presidency of Nigeria
is too serious a subject to be reduced to ‘parapoistic’ shenanigans.
“To answer the question
if the Jonathan administration has met the goodwill with which it rode to power
must lead to other epiphenomenal questions such as, what has improved
today in the material conditions of the ragtag and bobtail since the
president’s emergence and how has he deployed his powers in aid of the
utilitarian matrix?
“It does appear to me
that Nigeria is still a sleeping giant standing on spaghetti legs even today.”

Ford's Offensive ad featuring the Kardashian Sisters tied up and Gagged in the Trunk of a Car draws Backlash.

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Ford leaked Cartoon ad featuring images that looks like the Kardashian sisters tied up and gagged in the trunk of a yellow Figo vehicle with a winking Paris Hilton in the driver seat, was created by the automakers’s Indian based advertisement team, JWT India, with tagline “Leave your worries behinde with Figo’s extra large boot.”

The Kardashian sisters have threatened to take legal action over the offensive car advert which appears to feature caricatures of the stars bound and gagged.

The mocked up ad first appeared on the Web site Ads of the World and has been pulled after drawing backlash. This is a wild imagination and it suggests violence.

Kim Kardashian's Face Dotted with Multiple Needle: Calls it Relaxing!

Ouch! Kim Kardashian tweeted a picture of her face studded with multiple acupuncture needles on Saturday

Pregnant reality starlet shared this close-up picture of her face,
neck, cheeks and ears dotted with multiple acupuncture needles on Saturday,
March 23. Kim doesn’t mind going through painful extremes with her beauty regime,
including a recent vampire [blood] facial.
Even-though the traditional Chinese practice isn’t meant to feel
physically uncomfortable, it obviously looked it in a picture that the
32-year-old 
who is
expecting her first child with boyfriend 
Kanye West in
July,
tweeted of herself on
Saturday.
The “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” star
accompanied the photo with the caption: ‘Oh so relaxing…’

Downtime: The reality star accompanied the photo with the caption 'Oh so relaxing...'